Tuesday, August 9, 2016

1 Please Do the Math



            “Make me feel something,” intoned Max.
            “Mr. Farseed, we will impress you with our best efforts here at Matchless Mates! But, ah, your list of possibles has compiled. Please look at your transcreen for candidate One.”
            The impeccably polished Social Engineer fluttered her fingers at the hovering transparency and it enlarged and brightened before them. Max brightened himself as he gazed at the attractive woman on the screen.
            He had been contracted with eight other dating services with only disappointment to show for it. There had been no spark, chemistry, magic. The various matches selected for his profile were all lovely, but none excited him.
            He was here at Matchless Mates with the last feathers of hope he had left.
            Libby Halsy appeared before him in a silky red dress that displayed her soft proportions to best advantage. Thick shining hair fell below her shoulders. Her face, not media pretty, was alluring in its simplicity with the near-perfect symmetry of classic beauty.
            “Ms. Halsy is eager to meet you,” sighed the Social Engineer. “Please select from these days and times.”
            Max chose the soonest, that afternoon at three. He found Ms. Halsy in the lobby of the Gansevoort Meatpacking NYC, her back toward him as she gazed up at a spectacular chandelier designed to suggest a frozen waterfall covered with ice. Instinctively she turned and watched him approach, his long, black dress-coat open to show a white shirt and jeans.
            He reached her and took her hands. Her eyes had a sparkle of light in them he had never seen before.
            After introductions, they seated themselves on a curving jacquard sofa almost face to face. A hovering coffee cart waited near an oval table at their knees.
            “You’re a writer,” said Max as an opening query.
            “Yes. I write code,” replied Ms. Halsy.
            “For what application?” asked Max.
            “Social observation. My data collection about societal changes is fed into satellite storage. It’s used to adjust social structures, like law enforcement or housing standards based on the changing human climate.”
            Despite the cool almost clinical tone of her speech, Max felt a warmth that made him hang on her every word. It was no surprise that he drew her to him after they had walked out of the hotel café together into a lingering embrace that ended in a welcomed kiss.
In the Matchless Mates office, Social Engineer V+@, known on her name badge to clients as Ms. Volz, was doing some data storage of her own. She recorded another successful pairing, Mr. Max Farseed and Ms. Libidina Halsy who had reported four successful dates. Mr. Farseed had surrendered his list of other possible matches. No continued searches on his behalf needed.
V+@ smiled to itself. As a tentacle of the main computer that was Matchless Mates, V+@ used computer acumen and analytical algorithms to assess the client and his or her needs. It knew an android when it met one, even when the machine/man in question did not know that it was not in fact human itself. V+@ knew what was required to make an artificial life form “feel.” The same thing that makes any ‘one’ feel, and any ‘thing.’ Pheromones. In this case, not a chemical formula that found a match in the breath and touch of another human, but for Mr. Max Farseed, a complex potion of integers that entangled with naturals, mixed with whole, rational fractionals to make the complex ratio of their desire. Ms. Libby Halsy was an android as well, uploaded with the numbers that Mr. Max Farseed was looking for, communicated to him from her expelled breath when they shared air.
Another satisfied customer.

(614 words)

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