Wednesday, January 18, 2017

25. Tour de Force



            Homaweigh, the summer estate of the Van Pelt dynasty shone resplendent in the afternoon sun. Dazzling window panes of amethyst, rose quartz and yellow jasper cut into thinnest sheets by forgotten artisans evoked a hint of the splendor within. Griffin Carstairs strode across the cobblestoned courtyard and entered the grand double doored foyer.
            The 2 PM tour was just starting. Griffin secured his admission tag to his blazer button and joined a group clustered around a slender woman with long black hair twisted into a soft braid down her back. She gazed up at an enormous bejeweled clock announcing the hour with mechanized songbirds in choreographed flight around its tree-like case. When she turned he noted her name, Melchiora Taverstock, printed on her golden badge. He frowned. He’d hoped to hear another guide’s impressions and possible additional information on this tour. He had seen the manse six months before, and wished to view its treasures once again.
            “Four generations of Van Pelts wiled away leisure hours in this majestic home, each contributing to its wealth of artifacts. We start with the six formal rooms on the main floor, each dedicated to a different form of amusement.”
            Standard fare, thought Griffin. He’d have to construct questions to add a bit of spice to the tour.
            “Lenora Van Pelt fancied herself an actress, though thwarted from seeking roles by family disapproval. To quell her disappointment, her father, Fritz, had this small theater built in the East wing. Plays were commissioned by established playwrights with cameos built in for Lenora. An elaborate backstage area with dressing rooms and a costume vault are through the door to the left of the orchestra pit.”
            “What playwrights exactly?”
            Melchiora turned to the tall, spare man with a black sling supporting his right arm. A heckler?
            “Wilkie Collins, Douglas Jerrolds, and George Eliot.”
            “Wilkie Collins of Moonstone fame? He would have pandered to a wealthy family in America?”
            She’d pegged it. She could spot them a mile away.
            “Collins had a penchant for actresses, though Lenora was not officially of the stage. They became correspondents when she wrote to congratulate him on The Woman in White. He even watched her perform here during his speaking tour across the United States.” So there. Silenced by more than enough information.
            Melchiora led the group to the next point of interest, the Roman Baths. Cool marble pools with functioning fountains glittered with sunlight from the sky lights.
            “I suppose Esther Williams performed here for family entertainment?”
            Melchiora closed her eyes for a microsecond before turning once again to her compromised visitor.
            “Esther couldn’t make it. Instead, a flock of swans that lived on the grounds would be brought in to grace the pools for some events. It took the pool attendants six hours during the night to clean the pools for the next day’s frivolity.” Animal stories were always crowd pleasers.
            In the ballroom Melchiora gave her visitors a few moments to admire the murals of dancers at a Viennese waltz on the walls.
            “How did you hurt your arm?” a voice in the crowd asked.
            Melchiora listened to Griffin’s reply.
            “I’m a storm chaser. It’s one of my favorite hobbies. I got too close to a tornado in Texas and got thrown in a tree. Hazard of the game.”
            His listener oohed and aahed. Melchiora narrowed her eyes. She had seen him use that same arm to reach up to adjust his glasses.
            “This ballroom is large enough to house the twelve cars of the typical steam locomotive once prevalent in the 1800s,” stated Melchiora, ready to resume her tour. The wonderment of the group was disturbed by Griffin’s next comment.
            “How did they know? Did the family have them installed here just for the fun of it?”
            Melchiora ignored him.
            The group approached the Egyptian tomb.
            “This ancient gentleman was acquired from the thriving black market that traded in Egyptian antiquities. The Van Pelts ascertained that he had been a high-ranking official, possibly a relative of royalty. Therefore, besides installing him in this sumptuous chamber, they treated him as a celebrated guest. At dinner parties with other notables he was afforded a seat at the grand dining table. His coffin was propped on an angle in a specially constructed rolling chair.”
            Melchiora paused to scan her audience. Raised eyebrows, widened eyes, gritted teeth, self-hugging. Perfect. Until she swung her gaze to Griffin, who sported a wide, toothy smile. Disturbing.
            He had her now. “A surprising tale. It was different last I was here, six months ago, however.”
            “Ah, every guide has a slightly different presentation,” said Melchiora smoothly.
            “I would assume so, except that you were the guide on that day,” returned Griffin with the slightest laugh in his voice.
            The group had already begun to file into the atrium. Melchiora and Griffin had lagged behind. He hesitated, allowing her to go ahead of him. As she did so her right foot deftly loosened the wedge holding open the heavy gilt door, which swung directly against Griffon’s black sling with a thud. Melchiora turned sharply to observe his reaction. Griffin held the door afar with his right arm, no apparent worry about its violent contact with his current injury.
            “A tornado was it? And an arm was all you broke?” gloated Melchiora, staring up into Griffin’s face.
            “You question my veracity when half of your tour has been fiction?” parried Griffin, looking down into her eyes.
            They waited, breathing heavily. A communion of recognition passed between them.
            The remainder of the tour passed without incident. The visitors came away with renewed notions of how eccentric the uber rich could be.
            “Coffee and pastry is available in the former billiard room,” intoned Melchiora brightly as they finished their thanks.
            “Let me treat you to a latte. I’ll tell you how I injured my arm.”

 (978 words) 

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